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Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
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Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW
I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!
by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025
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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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Tea

When you have extreme beef with someone and you want to talk shit to your friends, you refer to it as tea.
The tea today is piping hot.”
SPILL THE TEA HUNNIIII”
by Tea.queen.17 July 2, 2018
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Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.
Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?
by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017
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tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'
Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
by Lawen October 14, 2012
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