A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
Get the Scottish tea partymug. a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW
by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025
Get the Western Tea-Bagmug. by Reverend Whitechocolate N. May 5, 2009
Get the Lip Teamug. (Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
Get the Canadian Tea Bagmug. When you have extreme beef with someone and you want to talk shit to your friends, you refer to it as tea.
by Tea.queen.17 July 2, 2018
Get the Teamug. by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017
Get the Tea Servicemug. Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
by Lawen October 14, 2012
Get the tea bagmug.