*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straightmug. To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
by Wazikazi August 1, 2011
Get the Straight Hammug. by butterscotch24687531 March 8, 2020
Get the “straight”mug. when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
Get the straight girl kissmug. a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
Get the straight curiousmug. Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.
Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.
Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.
Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.
Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.
Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.
Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
by Existential Crisis June 6, 2018
Get the Straight Pull Upmug. No, no you can't
1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...
by keyboard8 September 12, 2024
Get the turn her straightmug.