Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
Get the Straight People Day October 29thmug. the ''super straight'' people are the worst kind of boys, these boys are from ''THE BOYZZZ'' group, they like trump, they play fortnite and theyre racist
by anonymous March 13, 2021
Get the super straightmug. by Franklin T. May 2, 2022
Get the Straight Run Bummug. Someone who is attracted to people of the same or all genders,or in some cases none at all,but is in denial
by Korudosoda March 21, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Coach Plump Daddy July 3, 2024
Get the Neo-Straightmug. Person A: “Ayo are you straight?”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”
Person B: “No, but I’m sorbet straight.”
Person A: “what does that mean?”
Person B: “I’m only straight when I’m high.”
by Orbitnonono April 13, 2022
Get the Sorbet Straightmug. Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.
Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"
Person2: "smh"
Person2: "smh"
by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015
Get the Straightsmug.