Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout

When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"

by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013

block head

a kid with a square head

bob: Look at that kid over there!
Ken: yea he gotta block head stupid ass nigga!
blockhead: leave me alone or ima cry!

by spring zone February 25, 2022

Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.

You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.

by VirtualShark August 22, 2016

lil block

A short nerd

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd

by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018

Dictionary Block

When you want to create a new word on the Urban Dictionary, but you can't come up with anything.

I can't think of what I should put on the Urban Dictionary, I think I've got Dictionary Block.

by TheRizzler12 May 20, 2023

Lil' Glock On The Block

a soundcloud rapper, the alter ego of Snobby from soundcloud

"ITS LIL' GLOCK ON THE BLOCK!"

"yo you heard Lil' Glock On The Block's new song?"

by Snobby 699 November 10, 2022

Walk The Block

When a nigga tryin buy some yae on the corner.

Hall: Man my connect all jammed up

Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae

by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016