Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

Money

The only problem that I'm struggling on

It's because you need to work hard just for money.
Yes. Work HARD.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 9, 2021

Money Bunny

A looney toon hoe who make wit yo money and run into a hole.

"That money bunny took my money after I gave her a 20 and she said she'd suck my dick."

by Rossum Oppossum December 13, 2017

Bookstore of Money

A store which you opened which scams people by buying non essential items, making you "print money"; therefore calling it a bookstore of money.

What's up Jack! Listen, I just opened a bookstore of money at the mall, and DAMN I'm printing money.

by PistonsFan17 July 6, 2025

choppity bip bip money

Lots of money rich boi money

Ay you see my racks boyy I got dat choppity bip bip money

by Infinity Seven April 6, 2025

Broke money

Broke money don't make money.

Broke money don't make money.

by Beta Pegasi February 4, 2023

Love Money

Love Money is the love and kindness in your heart . It’s when your kindness and love builds up and saves up money . That way when u are broke u can use your love money . For example Walmart , Target , Gucci , takes love money . You pick up a item and you go to the front desk . U can use debit or credit or put it on the store then say your paying with your love money . Then leave that’s Love Money.

Love Money can buy u anything you want but happiness .

by prettymily December 28, 2023