by Adapt April 04, 2008
When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018
The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.
I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.
by Half-Garf May 01, 2025
When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 12, 2024
Son of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-brother of one's father and paternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time or also is the son of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-brother of one's father and maternal half-brother of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019