A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
Get the Better Offer Clubmug. The best gang consisting of 11 beautiful and funny girls. they are all very nice and love going out. often complain about how much they miss eachother.
In the group, there is:
the editor: makes edits of the group
the tiktoker: always on tiktok so doesn’t know what’s happening
the mua: skillfull with makeup get beautiful without it
the one that everyone has a crush one: is loyal to their boyfriend, even though many people like her
the left out one: chooses not to go with the group when they invite them
the indecisive one: always ask for opinions, then gets mad if you choose the wrong one
the cute and pretty one: always having sleepovers because everyone likes her, got played by boys
the one that never talks on the chat: so inactive, stop!!
the one with cute pets: always sends pictures of their pets, so cute!
the one that is new to the group: needs to prove their loyalty to the group!
the one who hangs out with outsiders: still very involved
Usually always together, and love eachother
In the group, there is:
the editor: makes edits of the group
the tiktoker: always on tiktok so doesn’t know what’s happening
the mua: skillfull with makeup get beautiful without it
the one that everyone has a crush one: is loyal to their boyfriend, even though many people like her
the left out one: chooses not to go with the group when they invite them
the indecisive one: always ask for opinions, then gets mad if you choose the wrong one
the cute and pretty one: always having sleepovers because everyone likes her, got played by boys
the one that never talks on the chat: so inactive, stop!!
the one with cute pets: always sends pictures of their pets, so cute!
the one that is new to the group: needs to prove their loyalty to the group!
the one who hangs out with outsiders: still very involved
Usually always together, and love eachother
by THISBITCHLOVESU April 8, 2020
Get the losers clubmug. A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023
Get the Club night grannymug. Derogatory term for cheap party girls, frequent night club visitors who have nothing better to do than put on heavy make-up and trashy outfits and spend their time getting free drinks from rich strangers in night clubs . Similar to dinner whore.
Tony can't find himself a decent girlfriend. He parties too hard on weekends and ends up going home with vapid club snatch.
by ma1988 March 15, 2016
Get the club snatchmug. An obese female's circle of female friends who are all obese. The size of this group of friends will vary depending how many fat girls there are at your school.
by bicycleforrats July 8, 2016
Get the fat girl clubmug. by AddictedTo_VaginalSkin September 18, 2024
Get the Cop Clubsmug.