You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.

The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.

by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

got a trucker

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023

fact got

used in place of faggot, usually by straight people to avoid the slur

straight person: look at those fact gots over there
gay person: what the fuck.

by hautkrankheiten December 27, 2023

Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence

Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021