tumbler douche

A fag who has the "most wicked" hair style but only they think so. They spend all day and night on the computer being a emo cunt.

That kid is a tumbler douche.

Yeah look at his hair haha.

by notreallnameokau September 8, 2015

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Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

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A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.

by LaineAnn June 21, 2011

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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI

by image969 July 23, 2008

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