Social Distintitus

A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.

I suffer from Social Distintitus.

by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020

Social distance

When ur scared of getting sick

Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent

by Molly gave October 19, 2020

Social Butterflying

Someone who is “very” active and popular on social media connections like Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat OVER sharing experiences and pics with friends and fam. Can be either female or male. They share all their micro moments of life on the internet.

J “Geez , I can’t stop SOCIAL BUTTERFLYING. I am constantly over posting on Facebook every freaking thing of my days. I have no shame!”
Q “Dude. What the heck? You can’t stop spilling the tea!”

by yrogpinklady February 18, 2021

woeful social

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS

STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT

by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011

Social hybernation

The act of not socialising. (Similar to hybernating through winter but for socialising)

That person is not socialising, that must be Social hybernation.

by Tedztar May 2, 2018