rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

sam

he is an obnoxious human and is bad at everything he tries he needs to get fucked in the asshole and never see the light of day again. he has two younger brothers and they are both better than him.

sam is a dickhead.

by hello is it me August 25, 2020

Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"

Dumb and wrong.

Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

That PBD clip is fucking hilarious!

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Sam

if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.

Girl 1: so who have you been talking to

Girl 2: oh umm his names sam

Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick

‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩

by dodobird November 7, 2020

Sam

A sexy guy. Super attractive, king, and has an super long dick. Everyone wishes they could be like Sam. Sam is also dominant, and is a natural leader. Will protect his loved ones, and fight against evil. His dick is so long.

#1: Woah its Sam
#2: God he has a big dick
#1: I wish I was like Sam, I would die to be like him
#2: Then go ahead
#1:*fucking dies*

by JeffBesos June 15, 2022

Sam

when you are in love with your best friend

i’m in love with Sam—Charlie

by boobssssssss April 18, 2023