Playing the trombone

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
by WitchMD November 10, 2024
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Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.
Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”
by Unwell July 06, 2021
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Playing Peggle

Male slang for getting pegged/anally penetrated by a woman wearing a strap-on dildo.
Guy 1: Me and Delaine were playing Peggle last night.
Guy 2: Did it hurt?
Guy 1: It did at first, but I loved it.
by imnotreallytoogood May 21, 2024
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hotdog play

When you think you are hot but you are in fact a hunk of meat in a bun.
UNBELIEVABLY DUMB HOTDOG PLAY BY STEPH CURRY. JUST LET TORONTO BACK IN THE GAME. @RealSkipBayless

“In fact, they were even rather severely criticised by their European Union counterparts who were saying, you know, ‘That was kind of a hotdog play’,” Fauci had said.
by edgarallanpaw December 04, 2020
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play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness
I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!
by burlybiker April 25, 2022
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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 25, 2022
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play 2 win item

when a game makes people grind for an expensive thing that is superior to everything else else in a the (eg, a shooting game or a pvp game. This is different from game progression in an rpg or practice to improve.
Person 1: I hate people who use a laser rifle, its play 2 win item and they only use it for free kills
Laser Rifle User: Just get better at the game noob
by VileVine March 27, 2021
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