Ben Gordon

To have a massive camera

Holy fuck that guy has a Ben Gordon

by Lovehandlepeepeehead December 7, 2018

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Ben

Is a character who knows no boundaries. He can make you orgasm with a single look or make you question reality. He is obsessed with Pokemon, and will russle up them Jimmy's if he got the chance, he is ruthless in the bedroom and will slap his meat against your grill.

Person: What is Ben doing in the other room?

Ben: PIKA PIKA

by Vegetable_Strunk December 10, 2018

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ben zapp

Someone who is easy to find in life but hard to find on the internet. Always blames things on Harper

Guy 1: I can't find anything on this guy online but I always run into him in person
Guy 2: sounds like a real ben zapp
Guy 1: yeah he says it was Harpers fault

by CartboyMVP July 6, 2017

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Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.

Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.

by faglord3000 August 7, 2017

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