Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
Get the Mary’s kidsmug. The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
Get the The upside down Mary Poppinsmug. The process of reflecting on what matters most to you during the COVID pandemic and then actively ending relationships with individuals who do not follow those values.
by marden928 November 22, 2021
Get the Marie Covidkondomug. Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018
Get the Marymug. by kel_XDD December 20, 2024
Get the marimug. The hunger and food cravings that develop after smoking marijuana. munchies, snacks, marijuana, Mary Jane, the chronic, doobie, blunt, bong, food, hunger, eat, party, college
We have got to go to the store. The party last night was a success, but everyone was smoking weed and were overtaken by the Mary Jane munchies. The frig is bare, dude!
by joecoolthefool April 28, 2016
Get the mary jane munchiesmug. pretty pretty but shit personality toxic asf she talks smack about you and acts like a princess with u she will manipulate you with her pretty face and end up breaking your heart
by waterwaypoint the best April 29, 2023
Get the marymug.