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Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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Law

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Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin
Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.
by Tim Pool April 9, 2021
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uncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.
My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Law of Oedipus

If a user makes 1 mistake whether it be grammar, linguistics, or misinformation whilst replying to ragebait, the user has lost and the victory will be given to the ragebaiter, named after Oedipus for how he married his mother and killed a citizen out of rage
dude you do know that's not real right?
uh yeah its it is you maniac (I'm mad)
I invoke the Law of Oedipus for in his words and experience this is my victory
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.
the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's
by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022
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