snow weasel

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously

that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg

by wildlife101 February 19, 2017

Alabama Snow Plow

When you fuck your cousin from behind well also holding her up like a wheelbarrow and pushing her around.

I gave my cousin Jenny Alabama Snow Plow last night.

by FiftyFred January 13, 2025

Making it snow

Massaging your dandruff-infested scalp, which inadvertently makes dandruff flakes start falling out like snow.

Person 1: Ew, that guy is really making it snow.
Person 2: Bro's making it Christmas in July

by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024

Snowed

An appropriate gesture to rude or idiot skiers that turn out in front of people without giving a care in the world.

Getting Snowed is when someone comes to a fast decline in speed while turning their skis or snowboard angled at the idiot, causing a wave of powdery snow to engulf the mentally inept skier

Skier 1"Some asshole back there almost took me out, so I snowed the shit out of them!"
Skier 2"Nice! Those idiots need to learn to not turn into people!"

by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020

Purple Snow

A soundcloud rapper; a diamond in the rough.

Me: Did you hear the new Purple snow song?
Friend: Yes, it was lit

by Thezaddyfromzanzabar October 10, 2018

interlogical snow night

wait that's illegal

Alen 1: hey maybe we should do an interlogical snow night
Alen 2: whats that
Alen 1: AH HE IS AN IMPOSTER
All The Alens: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fineti October 21, 2021