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Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."

Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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I'M FINE

The name of a song by an ACTUATIAL SONGWRITER BMI ALAWANA that is right A ON the money.
Who wouldn't be I'M FINE in KEY LARGO FLORIDA with lyric saying 'a girl on my left a girl on my right that is what is happening at this time ' , "I'M FINE".
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 18, 2021
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I'm a(n) _____

you get to fill in the blank with your purpose of life. What makes you tick?
I'm a(n) _____. (creative)
by AIDAS OALA October 2, 2019
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I'M I'M I'M

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob
by Dimeind November 21, 2023
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