When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
by Jakeing24 October 02, 2021
when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.
I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
by thatgirlana June 01, 2019
A windproof / jet lighter customized to create a more sublte, less direct, flame to reduce direct heat. Creating a softer more subdued flame.
by Rizl&Gizl January 23, 2025
Something that is one and a half units of measurement (meters, hours etc.). It always goes with the unit of measurement, which can only be in the singular.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
by ToughGuy8 August 15, 2011
A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
My half-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019