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Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
by lug33 March 17, 2010
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hide your boner

"DUDE!!! THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG"
"hide your boner."
by pseudonyms.are.gay March 15, 2009
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chill your boner

1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself

abreviations C your B

2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
Guy 1 - "OMG! I can't believe this! This is crazy!"
Guy 2 - "Chill your boner, its gonna be ok"
by CMD823 March 3, 2008
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boner in your butt

greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.

when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.

this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
"Boner in your butt, Dave!"

"Boner in your butt, Brett!"

"Boner in your butt, Officer"
by A. Motherfucker October 14, 2010
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Corn dog boner

When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
by DrRobot October 22, 2015
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Lady Boner Gone

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.
"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.
by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023
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Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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