An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.
I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.
by lug33 March 17, 2010
by pseudonyms.are.gay March 15, 2009
1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself
abreviations C your B
2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
abreviations C your B
2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)
by CMD823 March 03, 2008
greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.
when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.
this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)
by A. Motherfucker October 12, 2010
Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
by antillianboy August 04, 2010
A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
by thatswhatiam December 07, 2010
When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
by DrRobot September 06, 2015