September 5

Eat a niggas ass day

Person 1: Yo, it’s September 5th
Person 2: Tf that mean cuh
Person 1: It’s eat a nigga ass day so bend over
Person 2: Nigga you gay

by Fartiggle September 4, 2022

September 5

National slap your friends ass day. It's the day you can slap your friends ass and nobody is allowed to be mad :))

*Slaps ass*
Friend: Why did you slap my ass?
Me: Because it's September 5

by LmaoYourUnlucky September 5, 2022

September 5

September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)

It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)

by Jack and John September 5, 2022

5⭐️ slut

a person that’s gon let anybody fuck

me: that girl a 5⭐️ slut

friend: i heard she let anybody fuck

by lul peep September 7, 2022

play station 5

The biggest console since your mom

Guy 1: "Have you heard PlayStation is getting a sequel, the Play Station 5"
Guy 2: " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I am calling the police."

by Jakeslayer September 13, 2022

If you put 5 fingers up in a photo

You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier

Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier

by Rangoooooo October 31, 2022

Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.

by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022