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american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.
I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.
by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023
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American Pie

When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.
Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.
by Sisto6940 March 1, 2021
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All American announcer

An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
by K.wh September 27, 2023
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Americanism

1) The acting and mannerisms that put 1st world wants in front of other human’s well being or life.

2) The ignorance in which you feel everything and everyone should revolve around your feelings.
Person 1: “Wow, look at all those people standing in the middle of street demanding the government to open the state.”

Person 2: “Yeah looks like they got a hard case of Americanism.”
by Scoundrel 2-1 April 28, 2020
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all american bitch

I and I forget
I know my age, and I act like it
Got what you can't resist
I'm a perfect all American bitch
With perfect all American lips
And perfect all American hips
I know my place
I know my place, and THIS IS IT!!!
My fav Olivia Rodrigo song
by njppp November 30, 2023
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Italian American

Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.
by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024
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