porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn

Hey, u r prob here cuz u lack sex life and so do i but, U KNOW DAMN WELL WTH IS PORN AND WTF R U THINKING TO SEARCH IT UP?!

well if u do not, its 2 people having sex on camera and others watch the video.

im gonna watch porn now cuz i don have a sex life cuz im too fucking ugly.

thanks a lot for the judging and the rejecting guys!

by kookielover March 22, 2019

porn

what brother and sister do

want to do porn

by ghigdfvb July 27, 2019

porn

this isnt porn hub you horny freaky fuck.

go beat your two inch pecker to your mom or sumn. :)

“imma go watch porn”

“stfu up you horny freaky fuck what you gon beat your stampede chode”

by 𝖘𝖎𝖓 December 4, 2020

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024