
When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.
by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

Words uttered by Hovannes when he heard "Wassup Wit the Bag" by Lar$$en, Jay Critch, and Ski Mask the Slump God.
by robertdowneyjrswagbooty123swag June 3, 2018

Beat a gamer month is a month for furries who are sick of getting the shit kicked out of them. On any day of this month at any hour, minute or second, people can beat up any gamer they want and they cannot fight back.
Gamer: Hey furfag! It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO
by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022

by knightbreather April 10, 2023

A masturbation act.
To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.
Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.
Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?
Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
