Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.

"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"

by fairybelled October 24, 2020

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

Ninja

Angry Fortnite streamer with red hair

has hot wife

Diagnosed with ligma

played with drake once

Yo did you hear? Ninja has ligma

FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE ADOPTED

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

Ninja

The alternative way a white man can say the n-word without getting in trouble

White man: "hey ninjas how u doing"
Black men: " ....."

by Swol-ski-6my9 May 28, 2024