"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"
SUCCESS!
"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"
EXCELLENT!
"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"
YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO
"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"
Your days are numbered.
SUCCESS!
"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"
EXCELLENT!
"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"
YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO
"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"
Your days are numbered.
by got a little sexual October 14, 2017
Get the Elbow blockmug. When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
Get the Clock Blockedmug. High School Block Out: When one with purpose hits the mental control/alt/delete to block out not so great memories or simply to remove clutter from the brain to store more useful information.
Another sentence scenario a former certain someone (name not to be mentioned) tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a shit load of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
Another sentence scenario a former certain someone (name not to be mentioned) tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a shit load of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
In a sentence "Hey, do your remember me I was in Speech with you"? Me, "Umm, no I not only HSBO (High School Block Out) you, but I HSBO'd Speech Class altogether, now piss off".
Another scenario a former classmate tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a lot of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
Another scenario a former classmate tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a lot of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
by Reverse Aging August 27, 2012
Get the HSBO (High School Block Out)mug. by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
Get the Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?mug. To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
Get the Cock Blockmug. 
Get the blockedmug. A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
Get the lard cock-blockmug.