hit the splat

basically when you hear a mf say this its time to dip

john: "ayo timmy we gotta hit the splat this place is to heated"

Timmy: "yeah your right lets get tf out of here"

by phononymous January 26, 2023

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions

He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 18, 2023

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019

Let’s hit a dirty

Dirty means riding a dirt road with your pals while intoxicated and blasting music. It’s a party on wheels.

“Hey do y’all wanna go hit a dirty?”
“Broooo let’s go ride a dirty!”
“Hey let’s hit a dirty tonight!”

by SoberSisters4Life November 2, 2021

Hitting The Mosque

A really trendy dance move invented by j straight up mosquing uno

Damn, Clive rlly just hit the mosque. What a womaniser

( Hit the mosque the live action of hitting the mosque )

by HitTheMosque1 February 13, 2022