Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full

Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty

by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025

mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese

After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.

by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025

half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

half lacked

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.

Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.

by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

Half-Gander

The offspring of a parent born in Michigan (Michigander) and a parent born anywhere else.

"Adrienne and Nate had a boy named Charlie. Nate's an Oregonian, and Adrienne is a Michigander. That makes Charlie an Oregander."

"No, no Charlie isn't a cooking spice, he's a Half-Gander."

by PixelDust4 October 1, 2025

Half lives matter

Half life matter is a extortion group linked to nlm and slm and 764 and mky they know for cutting people and that it

Fuck half lives matter

by Scott688 October 7, 2025

half life 2

is overrated game that tried to be hollywood blockbuster but turned out mediocre and boring FPS with barely any reedemable features. The only person who likes this game is Gabe Newell and Nobody.

Half Life is only remembered due to Half Life 3 meme since the game has never reached an actual ending and ended on half Life 2 episode 2 dlc.
However, Half Life itself is a boring name for the title because it is some Physics terminology that will make you go to sleep. Thankfully, Lives only have two halves.

Person 1: Hey I hope they will make a sequel to half life 2.
Person 2: But it already exists, it's called garry's mod and its better anyways.
Person 1: oh right

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025