Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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DA REAL GBABY

Da real GBABY is a wonderful person, who is fine asf , smart asl , and is with all the shits, and nice but don’t test they gangsta
Hey you see that new girl she fine asf

Yeah dats da real GBABY I hear she gang for real
by Gang4l March 6, 2022
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real eater

An individual who can perform oral sex at the highest level.
you know what you’re doing?”
“dw im a real eater
by Oshjays July 21, 2024
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the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.
Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."
by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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