National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

Swamp Donkey

(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).

I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!

by Killynit23 April 19, 2022

cheeky donkey

When you drop a donkey impression mid-intercourse with your Canadian girlfriend (you don't know her, she goes to another school).

I uh, she, uhm, I was really doing her yeah and then I grabbed her hair and just... HEE HAW, cheeky donkey

by T. Bee July 31, 2024

Slushy Donkey

A man who hangs out in raunchy bars, preying on other men in the restroom, persuading them to let him give them head while they are taking a dump.

Jimmy is being a slushy donkey tonight.

by sherylveit March 10, 2019

Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches

David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!

by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025