by BadRedneckRoy February 18, 2020
Get the Pink cookiemug. Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.
It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy
by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025
Get the Milk and Cookiesmug. by $$yd October 12, 2019
Get the cookiemug. When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022
Get the Cookiemug. To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
Get the Red Velvet Cookiemug. The poor man’s desert.
It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.
It’s delightful with milk.
It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.
It’s delightful with milk.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
Get the Graham Cracker Cookiemug.