Jake

is the best boy you can meet. He's very talented. First of all, he's artistic and musical. He's a pain killer in piano or keyboard. In a short period of time you'll be friends with Jake, and if girl, fall in love with him. He's cool, muscular, has six-pack and looks cute. He likes perfection!! Jake will help you in all your problem and he'll try to solve his too!

Girls: Hey Jake, wanna come with us to the beach.
Jake: No problem, sweetie pies.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.

Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”

by Not Id10t November 23, 2022

Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist

"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!

by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023

Jake Slack

Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.

He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.

Jake slack is so good at guitar solos. Wow.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother

Jake may likes aiden juan!

by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020

Jake

A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)

Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend

by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019