UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/
Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.
Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/
Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.
Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."
"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."
"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."
"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
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If you let a duck like this go, you've gotta go see a mental hospital for your stupidity.
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A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
Person One: "What the hell's that?"
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
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