Fuck Nut

Noun. Someone who says some stupid shit and believes their right after someone calls them out as being a Dumbass, idiot, retard, Etc.

(Sarah): Please join Todd and I as we prey for the people in Ebola.
(John): Are you a idiot? Ebola isn't a country.
(Sarah): Yes it is.
(John): Are you a Fuck Nut?

by Urbanwiz June 8, 2017

Last Nut

Last nut is as an anonymous game of truth or dare created by 7 people, as well as (1) asian and (1) temperamental midget
Questions must be written on toilet paper for validity and reliability
Each participants' Last Nut must be announced or else

Example of Last Nut dare on TP: "Take off 12 layers" or truth: "When was the last time you sharted in public?"

by dinglemyberry May 20, 2023

Haze nut

The overwhelming need to “nut” in the next hole attached to a human you see.

John: “Hi Pete, I have a desire to Haze nut in you.”
Pete: “Well John, when you gotta Haze nut you gotta Haze nut.”

by Dr. Huntil August 27, 2021

Deez Nuts

The final words that drip Goku heard before being sent to the shadow realm. The words hold a power no mortal can have

Drip goku: “what is your name immortal being?”
Immortal being: “deez”
Drip goku: “deez what?”
Immortal being: “Deez Nuts”

by DepressedSingleDad May 29, 2021

Grizz as nuts

A term meaning crazy or wild generally in a positive implication.

Friend #1 - I just found buried treasure worth over 40 million dollars!
Friend #2 - Woah dude, that’s grizz as nuts!

by 𒅒 March 7, 2023

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

nigger nuts

the opposite of white nuts
common for african americans to have them
its bad if white people have them

person 1: damn he got big nigger nuts
person 2: yeah id sniff them
person 1: h

by niggerman123 August 27, 2021