swag-laggin'

To possess little, to zero swag

Damn Jerry, The JagOff Assassin™ just embarrassed you in that race, and won by a mile. Bro, you are Swag-Laggin' today.

by KoNfLiCt May 25, 2024

Swag

Secretly
We’re
All
Gay

S.W.A.G

We Swag.

by MilkyCowPeasant February 11, 2024

showing swag

doing shit to your friends around the hoes to impress them

*marcus walking with his girl in the hallway, sees jeremiah walking

marcus- “what’s good bitch ass nigga”
*marcus presses jeremiah into a locker

jeremiah” nigga marcus showing swag right now”

by Master6900 February 18, 2024

SWAG

SWAG stands for Sex With Alex Gaskarth - frontman of All Time Low aka the coolest and sexiest man alive. he has awesome hair and he's super hot and he's got the voice of an angel. when you see him you get an incurable case of InstaBoner. the only person who truly has SWAG is Jack Barakat

Person 1: Man i wish i could have SWAG
Person 2: Yeah but you aren't jack barakat
Jack Barakat: I love swag

by EmoAtTheDisco February 29, 2024

Swag Swag Money Money

It's when corrupt businesses or government officials make money off poor people or wars to they can do the infinite money glitch in the name of capitalism

Person 1: Yo I think some random YT channels are making some swag swag money money off the war in Ukraine.

Person 2: But the money :(

Person 1: Let's do it together

by Maymar March 9, 2024

Grog Swag

A term to express an unknown feeling, commonly used in copypastas, reactions, and roast comebacks. The term signifies that while the person is indeed experiencing a Grog Swag moment, they are developing a deep addiction to Grog Swag until they will be consumed in Grog Swag.

Person 1: Grog Swag
Person 2: Real

by Karminium July 11, 2022

Ottis Swag

An unscalable amount of swagger/swag that leaves others speechless.

Jenelle: Who is that guy outside with the crocodile Giuseppe Zanotti’s and Rolls Royce? Isn’t that the same dude who wears sunglasses in the dark Versace store after closing?

Aly: I don’t know, but I just feel in my soul that he has Ottis Swag.

by srslyRigby July 15, 2022