Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

Moke and Poop

The process of taking a moke/mole from a bong, preferably packed 70% tobacco/30% weed, and having the urgent need to poop before the moke or after. The spins of the moke combined with the dump produce a sort of euphoric feeling.

-Man it's 8 am and we got to class, you're really gonna take a moke now?
- I gotta start my day out right, can't do that without a moke and poop!

by KentKemosabe December 19, 2020

poop sock

When you have no other options rely to this phrase. Use it when you want to be happy

hey AARON, I want a poop sock. Meaning I want to be happy understand.

by poopsockcreator October 5, 2020

buddy poop

When you take a poop with someone else next to you, watching you, or just hanging out with you. Buddy poops are done without privacy, in a non sexual way.

"I just took buddy poop with Dave out in the woods. It wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be."

by soviet master October 12, 2016

Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

poop sock

A sock used to poop in also can be used as a weapon in times of utmost importance

I HIT HER WITH A POOP SOCK

by dreamsickle June 29, 2020

Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022