National Scat play day

March 28th is the day of scat. Anal from sun up to sun down. Partners are enabled with no boundary scat permissions. Get shitty.
“Oh shit, tomorrow is national scat play day.”
You better clean that asshole girl don’t you know tomorrow is national scat play day !”
by Clo green March 27, 2019
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National grab boobs day

At any point on April 12 you can grab anyone’s boobs
“Yo, it’s national grab boobs day come and support
by Jarmytu April 09, 2018
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National Among Us Day

A day to celebrate the cringe clusterfuck known as Among Us.
Man 1 "Hey what're you doing for national among us day?"
Man 2 "Idk I might just hang around and play Among Us"
by National Among Us Day November 07, 2021
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National Skip School Day

National Skip School day is an unofficial holiday on the 2nd of December in the United States of America created by TikTok.

However in Australia children who skip school on the 2nd of December risk up to 12 years in prison or a $50,000 fine as well as seizure of all future Christmas presents.
Borris: Did you hear about Koby?

Baxter: No? What happened?

Borris: He skipped school on the 2nd of December for National Skip School Day and now he’s been locked up, the judge sentenced him to 10 years without bail!

Baxter: Could be worse Mason got 11 years and lost all his Christmas presents for the rest of his life! They should have just listened to their mum and gone to school.
by Koby’s a Butt November 26, 2019
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National Boob Grab Day

National Boob Grab Day is celebrated on November 11th. On that day, every male (with the female’s permission) will grab the female’s boobs. Grabbing titties on that day is a sign of respect. It shows that the man thinks highly of the woman, and enjoys the bouncyness that the woman brings to the table.
I cant believe it! Today is National Boob Grab Day! That means I can grab as many Ta-Tas as I want!
National Boob Grab Day is the only time I get to grab random people’s boobs!
by Yeah, THAT guy. April 14, 2018
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