Muffin

An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable

They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head

'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'

by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020

muffin

how badboyhalo sees everyone

bbh: DREAM YOU ARE SUCH A MUFFIN!

by blackbelt314 February 18, 2021

Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

chunder muffin

When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.

"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"

by slkfnladnf February 22, 2021

muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011

Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011

Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really

T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee

by pimpcracker June 10, 2010