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This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras
This wonderful creatures favorite things include your mom and eating doors (cooked medium rare) the mary💜 hates paying taxes and red cars driven by people who like zebras
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Get the Mary💜 mug.1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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by badass558$ October 1, 2022
Get the Holly Marie mug.Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you
Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
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We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 1, 2020
Get the Mary Kate and Ashleys mug.Marie is funny. She never answers her cell phone when a cool kid calls at 4 a.m. She's a little weird. Her half-sister and nephew come to visit her every weekend.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
When it comes to sports, she avoids protein powder. That's why she looks like a leek next to Jonas.
by Der Boy November 21, 2021
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