a shot you receive preventing you from pedophile syndrome; what sydney takes every three months so she doesnt have pedophile symptoms
syd was stabbed with a pedo shot after she was found on the street corner acting as a pedophile
to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.
thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!
to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.
thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!
by 2for5dollaah January 29, 2012
Get the pedo shotmug. by I'm a nerd November 13, 2017
Get the Shotmug. A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.
:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
by The Languager October 28, 2023
Get the shat your shotmug. by branting May 6, 2024
Get the Donkey Shotmug. 
A guy who always cums to early and dissapoints the girl, or they also can be called 'corter pump chump'.
by zee reelzz deallzzzzzzz April 23, 2011
Get the shur shotmug. That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
Get the The Final Warning Shotmug.