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Law-Tard

A person who thinks they know everything about law when really they don't, or they know a bit but they are mislead.

Usually found in YouTube comment sections, these people are generally defensive and not likely to change their interpretation of a scenario.

These people are also likely to jump into scenarios, during or after, without using context.
Jesus, these law-tards are everywhere.
by Code_Maker May 29, 2018
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stepniece-in-law

1- Stepnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepniece.
stepniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.
Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!
by Minky157 September 28, 2020
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 17, 2024
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first co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Person vs human law

This is a law to prefer to types of beings

Person this is someone with rights the groups for this are
1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
Human this is someone that has no rights the groups for this are
1. Unborn

2. Straight people

3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa
President : the USA will make a in law

The lawyer : you might not feel good about it but it's is called person vs human law this law my ruin your reputation
by 459395 February 12, 2022
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co-fourth-cousin-in-law

Spouse's fourth-cousin's spouse.
My co-fourth-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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