Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

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Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

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rent free

Darkfall

Darkfall lets people live in his head, rent free.

by 1180223 June 27, 2021

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free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

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1. The act of charging a fee for something valuable that can’t be learned or taught without the knowledge and experience of living through it in real life…

2. Keeping something to yourself that you know can accumulate revenue and can be profitable if sold not told…

3. The make up of an individuals swagg, characteristics, morals, values, and principles that make him/her uniquely different from others that can’t be cloned… everything about oneself that others seek to obtain or learn, but keeping it to yourself and charging a fee for the game you possess is sets you apart from giving out “free game”

1: Her: can you show me how to post an add
Him: Man U kno it ain’t nun free over here it’s no free game wit me

“Man I’m not giving out no free game when this play hit Forsure”

I’m taxin everybody for this move ain’t no free game this way at all…

by Finessekingsmoke September 19, 2023

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