Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Who's Free

Who's Free is a cool little app that shows you who's free to hangout!
So you can see your Facebook friends that are NEAR you & FREE to socialize. No other app does that!
Just because you've "checked-in" somewhere, doesn't mean you're "free" to hangout.

Suddenly got 30min for a coffee in b/n meetings?
Want to invite more friends nearby for drinks now?
Playing street-ball & need another player near you?
Who's Free is perfect for this!

You also save money on SMS/texting or calling around as well! Now thats pretty cool.

We'll continue to add more cool features for you our fans.

Who's Free
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by Who's Free January 4, 2011

Free Luigi

An expression of frustration with the U.S. Healthcare system.

My insurance company just denied my claim, even though they said they would approve it. Free Luigi!

by Monnai December 12, 2024

For free?

Used when people intentionally or accidentally show their feet in videos or pictures, implying the viewer has a sexual interest in feet or ironically does.

>picture of a woman at the pool with feet in water
Comment:
User6942-for free?

by TheCIAisEvil July 11, 2022

free camping

Code word for the intended target of a malicious action or other ill-intended deeds.

"Have you told Jeffrey about the free camping yet?"

"I have and I do believe he will be joining us."

by P. Molotov February 15, 2023

Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.

Happy free lands day Patty

by cocofosho July 1, 2011