Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

by anonymous August 8, 2025

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The Full Mcpherto

Just an average bloke who knows his way around a wood chipper

Person 1 - "We went full The Full Mcpherto on that paedophile."

Person 2 - "yeah, you blokes definitely know your way around a wood chipper

by Burnallrockspiders June 10, 2022

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obama's full name

idk what the fuck it is bro
search it up lazy ass

person 1: dudeee i know obama's full name
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house

by fuck u stop using this June 29, 2022

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Full moon

Brandy 3rd album which considered as the blueprint of modern R&B because of the vocal arrangements and the futuristic sound of the album.

Full moon is Brandy best album and one the greatest R&B albums of all time

by MilesDavis87 January 4, 2022

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Full Jonno

A term reserved for those who are so intoxicated and drugged up that their inhibitions are reduced to the point where said person will do ANYTHING.

"Did you see that guy? Yeah, he went full Jonno!!"

by Peg legged February 19, 2014

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Full course meal

(Adj.) There are people who are a snack and they're cute at the moment, but then there are people that are so attractive they are more than just a snack. They are the full course fucking meal.

Person 1: Do you see that guy over there? What a snack
Person 2: (looks over) Ooooo damn he's not a snack he's a fucking full course meal

by wertyuiop;lk September 6, 2018

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