stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

retina dragon

similar to a white dragon, but the donut glaze excretes from the eyes.

Ohhh randy, That retina dragon (eeee!! ><)took the redness out of my eyes. Love sam. (eee

by randizzle-eeeeee>< September 10, 2006

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Floppy Dragon

Where you get a used condom and then soak it in petrol before setting it alight and throwing it at elderly people.

That old hag deserves a Floppy Dragon

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan June 06, 2019

Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also

Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night

by Slave king February 02, 2021

comoto dragon

A badass lizard who doesn't need wings to fly!

Man look at that comoto dragon! It's a fire breathing bitch!

by Lexilexilexilou February 23, 2016

Ass Dragon

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.

Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.

by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022