bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019

bears vs babies

Big fuzzy creatures eat small children.

"hey, you want to play bears vs babies?"
"yeah! let's eat some children!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

oh teddy bear

A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.

Vanoss: Delirious, come over here.
Delirious: Look, a gu- Oh teddy bear!

by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017

baby bear paradox

whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right

The name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.

by Benwashere October 9, 2016

Bear grylls buffet

The art of eating your own shit and washing it down with your own piss

Fuck I'm that hungry I could eat a bear grylls buffet ( B.G.B )

by Nice meeting ya October 16, 2014

Rusty bear Trap

The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.

Katherine added to that guys humiliation by giving him a rusty bear trap after she killed him.

by Squishy6 September 18, 2015

marky bear x

a laid back fella who will shower u in gifts and vodka if you follow markys way. he just loves lil boys x

AHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT marky bear x.

by DRAGONMYBALLSONURFACE123 November 17, 2016