The Logan Based Rule 

If your name is Logan then you may not call yourself based. That automatically makes you “not base”

Wow Logan just called himself based! We better invoke the Logan based rule on him ;)

The Logan Based Rule by Cremby February 24, 2023

Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

Redneck Third Base by Tex in affect February 26, 2023

Drowning my baseballs 

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

Drowning my baseballs by TheLyoness March 11, 2023

Emotional Support Baseball 

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

Emotional Support Baseball by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

I'm based

anyone who uses this unironically is insecure

person 1: i'm based
person 2: no one uses that word unironically

I'm based by anonymous May 12, 2023

bussing bussing no baseball caps 

when your friend asks how the food is

this food is bussing bussing no baseball caps and it is really good

bussing bussing no baseball caps by dcdiecder August 13, 2023

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL 

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL by MissSaikou September 16, 2023