Banana

A banana. No not the ones you eat but the ones you have around you all the time. Your friends! Your friend teases
you, he's a banana! Perfect way to "insult" your friend without feeling rude.

Friend: "Wow your a damn shortie"
You: "Shut up banana!!!"

by SomeDamnNerd December 7, 2018

Banana Slurpee

A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.

Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.

by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018

banana bong

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

Banana

God you fucking idiots, since a banana is shaped like a dick... you know what i mean.

Why do girls have melons and guys have bananas?

by real defined baby July 29, 2017

grilled banana

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.

Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017

banana mashed potato

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017

Banana

The thing that sometimes men and women use as a substitute for a dick.

A banana is really good for you! ;)

by CringeMasterInfinite October 13, 2018