Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox

Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom

by Somiafaw February 9, 2020

Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen

Your level of Tom bitchery is insane

by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024

Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom

“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”

by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024

Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020

Tom/Barry

A FUCKING LEGEND THAT PULLED THE GIRL HE LIKED

Tom/Barry MIGHT BE A FAT FUCK, BUT HE'S A LEGEND!!

by bossman546633735 November 16, 2020

Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019