toe automatics

When you like to suck toes during sex

Shorty wanna come over and let me do some toe automatics on her

by Mynameisskylarbittner June 2, 2018

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Dike Toe

When the toe next to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.

“Damn did you see Liz?”
“Yeah, I wasnt aware she hed such a Dike Toe”
“Bro it looks like she could swoop down from the sky and grab lunch with those talons”

by Mad Handsome April 20, 2018

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022

Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021

toe slit

the valley between the camel toe

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit

by jackjackheartattack February 8, 2012

Toe-racist

When someone discriminates against toe shapes .

Mindsy Snapchat stories were toe-racist in there "what your foot shape says about you"
How rude baubbbeee

by Angelita xoxo October 20, 2019