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National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.
by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022
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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/

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noun
1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.
by Peace potato April 11, 2019
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Potato

A beautiful girl who is self conscious about herself. She is always there to build you up but often puts herself down.
Me: why are you so pretty all the time?
Friend: what are you taking about? Your so cute, I look like a potato.
by Grimmgirlfandom June 13, 2018
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Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.
Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.
by Brozac August 24, 2017
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Potato

Usually a word for a low-end electronic device such as computers, phones, etc.

Sometimes used as an insult on individuals with a lower-level device.
That's a potato laptop.
He uses a potato computer.
by oldmodem December 10, 2018
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potato

otatop is backwards for potato
no its a musical band you fucking dumbass
by wawakook August 6, 2023
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Potato

A type of species that are better than humans, so go be a Potato
You are a Potato.
by Mine Fort March 11, 2020
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