slide leak

if your friend says this, they have a uti

ass long slide leak

by crungle August 28, 2023

Slide whistle willie

A sexual position in which the male inserts his cock into a one gallon jug filled with feces and urine, and then a woman gives him a blowjob while the man plays a slide whistle

Damn Joey, I heard Steve gave Cheryl a slide whistle Willie!! I can’t imagine what that tasted like. She must be a real slut

by Nigger bob square dick August 30, 2023

Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

Spider-Man Pop 1223

my awesome fuckin pop

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome

by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024